Look up the word "riddle" in a dictionary. Can you understand it now?

Here are some riddles for you to enjoy.

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.


Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.


Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.

Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.


Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.
Submitted by LUZ


Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel


Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.


Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)

Do you think you can say some in English, too? Some riddles and jokes lose their funny side when translated into another language. Make sure it does not happen to you.

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